Please don’t assume that we do

Los documentos de Términos y condiciones son un género y estilo sintomático de nuestro entorno. Exponen de manera oculta y bordeando la ininteligibilidad el funcionamiento de la mayoría de herramientas que utilizamos.

El listado siguiente es una selección de frases encontradas en los términos y condiciones de las principales plataformas de internet, así como de frases generadas con una red neuronal de generación de texto que ha aprendido a escribir con estos documentos. Ambas, originales o generadas, funcionan como una especie de lapsus lingüísticos sobre el funcionamiento y el imaginario de la red (sus mecanismos o su carácter hiperbólico y paranoico).

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Things you and others do and provide / Cosas que tú y otras personas hacéis y nos proporcionáis.

That does not necessarily mean that we review content, so please don’t assume that we do.

You should look at the terms regularly.

Different or additional terms may apply.

The effect is permanent. If you submit a request to have your house blurred, all historical and future images of your house will also be blurred.

We collect your privacy practices.

Please don’t assume that we do so, for you should know that we have separate privacy issues in a way that we have about you.

Please don’t assume that we do not have other terms, applicable laws, conditions

We collect and use personal information we collect from you, which means we use the information we collect to do so we’ve used to operate and share it with our services. For more information we believe we have about this information we have about our services.

Your personal data we collect from you, provide to a service or other users of the «we» or «us», is a service (including through a service) in the world, including if you are designed.

We also provide the information you are technology for a message, for others and to you.

If we don’t agree with a legal basis for an opportunity to review, we can contact us at any time. If you do so, we can do so.

We want your name, voice, videos, or other communications as well as the rights, text of operating system, shipping notifications, and name and phone number.

We want your rights.

When you use our services, these terms, these terms and policies, these policies, and privacy practices, you’re designed to manage, and security.

When you use our services, we let you make, you make – you give us interest to enjoy using our Privacy Policy.